girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

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girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

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HAHAHA RURAL ACCENTS ARE SO FUNNY LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HILLBILLIES SOUND STUPUD LOL IM AN ASSHOLE

HAHAHA RURAL ACCENTS ARE SO FUNNY LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HILLBILLIES SOUND STUPUD LOL IM AN ASSHOLE

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Tags: fuck you

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

why did you do this

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

why did you do this

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"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.   (via tiredestprincess)

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Tags: language

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COOKING UPDATE, i passed on frying chicken & apples bc i’ve never fried bone-in chicken before, and instead i made a rice thing with baked chicken. I TOASTED THE RICE TOO LONG. IT WAS CRUNCHY. I AM ASHAMED.

at least the baked chicken was good???? siiiigh

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thatfunnyblog:

Babies sneezing is the best thing

thatfunnyblog:

Babies sneezing is the best thing

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People on my twitter feed keep talking about food and y’all I just want to

FRY

EVERYTHING

I might make fried chicken w/fried apples & cornbread tonight. We need to mix a vegetable in, MAYBE I WILL ALSO FRY THE CARROTS. I CANT BE STOPPED!!!!