I was at work for 20 hours, until 5 AM. Current primary concerns: why the top sheet won’t bend to my will. Why water is so heavy. If the bags under my eyes will ever go away. Why I can’t make breakfast happen with psychic powers. If my erode sense of self will ever return

I still/always/forever want Tony/Rhode at MIT. TERRIBLE FIC where Tony’s super into Rhodey and rhodey’s into him too even though Tony’s 16 and OBJECTIVELY a mess, and won’t stop hitting on him, getting sloppy drunk and trying to make out with rhodey, talking his way into sleeping in rhodey’s bed and making it SUPER OBVIOUS how turned on he is in the morning.

I also want the sad quiet fic about tony pulling away from Rhodey as he grows up and rhodey watching him become a meaner, more selfish person, and slowly losing faith that the tony he loves will ever show up again.

Anonymous said: count me IN for that tropey lady/trans/nonbinary characters only fest!!!! please yes do that!

yay!! i am wiiiped today but will try to get organization for it going tomorrow :)))

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chris evans/scarjo fic where chris sexually cries about his artistic soul being violated by all the movies where he’s part naked

omg yes plz. (does no rule 63 mean canon!cis AMAB characters can’t become trans/nb? not sure if that would count as Being That Guy. or possibly it would depend on context.)

i’m fine with canon cis dudes being written as trans/nb, my biggest beef is just like - with femslash february, a bunch of people writing cis girl Dean all “LADIES!” that’s what I consider Being That Guy. i don’t see the point in blacklisting portrayals of trans/nb characters regardless of the character’s original gender, because 1) most people aren’t gonna write that anyway, 2) it’s not like portrayals of trans/nb characters are thick on the ground.

idk i feel like such a dictator, but basically I WANT THIS TO BE A THING THAT ISN’T JUST FULL OF RULE 63 /o\

have u hatewatched the movie of city of bones because it is. SO HATEWATCHABLE OMG

have i??? have i??? I SAW THAT SHIT IN THEATERS. ME, TWO FRIENDS, AND MORE WINE THAN IS GOOD FOR ANY HUMAN BEING TO INGEST. IT’S THE BEST! I’VE SEEN IT 5 TIMES!!!!!

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TONY/H U M A N  J A R V I S

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have you talked yourself into writing it yet???

NO (maybe)

human jarvis jerking it and thinking about tony and coming and then being sooooo ashamed